the only reason i didnt scream for twenty years at this was because i was in a theater full of people
I’m still screaming
I WILL NEVER STOP SCREAMING
Dude, no, it was so obvious. Real Odin would never have let Thor go because he’s a massive bastard. He’d be all YOU TAKE THIS THRONE RIGHT NOW IT’S YOUR DUTY YOUR MOTHER WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU I HAVE NO SON DO YOU WANT YOUR FAKE BROTHER’S CELL? I THOUGHT NOT, NOW BE KING.
one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
So women can wear beachwear all they want to football games, , but when men do it, they get kicked out? This is gender discrimination, folks.
It’s a damn shame. Such a fucking stupid double standard. Like for example, I can see a commercial about some woman in a bikini eating a burger with some football announcers saying how hot she is; not a peep from anyone. But when that Joe Boxer commercial came out where the guys jiggled their “bells” to the tune of Jingle Bells a bunch of people call it inappropriate.
If we sexualize women, why the fuck not men too?!
You are my son
From the moment Odin saw Loki, he saw an instrument to end a war. From the moment Loki saw Odin, he saw someone he could love. Loki wanted Odin’s approval so much he changed his form to look like an Asgardian. Even as a newborn.
Have you noticed Odin’s bad eye is looking into Loki’s human eye?
tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.
i feel so nervous when im showing my favourite songs to people like i feel so personally responsible for their enjoyment of the music its as if im showing them something i wrote myself